From all of us to all of you, we wish you…

Welcome guests…

Warm friends…

Just enough sugar…

Just enough scraping…

And peaceful sleep.

Merry Christmas from Lavenderbay, E.g., Cuca, Cai, Fergus, the Song Sparrow, the Tummy-growling Lion, the Elephant, the Sea Lion, and the Great Horned Owl.

What follows is the result of a fill-in exercise, much like the ones Goodbear has sometimes organized, that I used as a party game at our community choir’s Christmas party on Friday.

I began by stating, “As we all know from Elementary Linguistics class in university…” and explained that when translating ancient manuscripts, one occasionally must simply guess at a missing or unintelligible word or phrase, and then decide how well it fits into the greater text. I had a manuscript here, I said, that I’d almost finished translating, but there were still some gaps, and I wanted people’s help.

Everyone enthusiastically called out items for the following list:

• a food
• two animals
• three articles of clothing
• three vehicles
• four famous people recognizable by their first names
• seven parts of a building
• twelve parts of the body
• and two imperative sentences (i.e. commands).

“And what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?”

I scribbled their answers down in order as best I could; interesting to see how the finished product starts out fairly tame but gets crazier as it goes on. And this is how — oh wait, before beginning, I should explain that one of the suggestions was inspired by a  joke told earlier that evening, the punchline of which is, “Well, if you’re going to use that rusty old thing, I’m getting a tetanus shot!”

And this is how the text turned out, with group-supplied words in italics.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the roof with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The deer were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of brussels sprouts danced in their heads;

And mamma in her sweater and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the beams I flew like a flash,

Tore open the foyer and threw up the sash.

The moon on the feet of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering nose should appear,

But a miniature Buick and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than frogs his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Tiger and Vixen!

On, Cher! On, Madonna! On, Elvis and Blitzen!

To the top of the window! To the top of the wall!

Now, Get lost! Get lost! Get lost all!”

So up to the door the coursers they flew,

With the Pontiac full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

As I drew in my teeth and was turning around,

Down the basement St Nicholas [fell] with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his spleen to his foot,

And his panties were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

His elbows — how they twinkled! His esophagus, how merry!

His rusty old parts were like roses, his breasts like a cherry!

His droll little knuckles were drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his pinky finger was as white as the snow;

He had a broad cheek and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the bras; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his ankles aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the shower he rose;

He sprang to his bicycle, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Bite me! — and to all a good-night.”

Of course, it would have been even funnier if you’d been there. And it would’ve been great if you had, because this was my most successful teaching moment ever.

Almostgotit’s advice to me on rebooting this blog is gold: “Just start where you are,” she said, “no need to back up.” So, I’m starting where I are, with a few already dated photos because I haven’t taken any more recent ones.

To summarize briefly: We’ve got a little house on a big backyard.

WOO-HOO!

Here are some pics:

Isn’t it sweet? One of this neighbourhood’s homes built for returning servicemen, this one was built in 1946. There have been many changes to it over the years, of course — the bump-out from the kitchen and the vinyl siding are two you see here — but I sense its history, and E.g. and I have responded to that spirit by canning, and playing our harp and recorder more often, and not owning a television — things like that.

But this is where the doggies and I have been spending most of our time since moving here in mid-September:

This is a Cardi-eye-view of the back yard. The spruce needles in the lower-right foreground belong to a tree just two feet high. To the right of the garage, you can see an oak, some birches, two or three spruce, and a huge poplar, all on or edging our property.

A bit rough back here. That’s because these spruce didn’t use to belong to this property; the line ended at that rise to the right of them (you can see some lilac stumps that have since been turfed out). When the detatched garage was built, the owner placed half of it over the property line, and later bought extra land from the City to legitimize it. Later, the neighbour who shares the giant poplar bought extra land from the City too!

The land drops away even more sharply on the other side of the back fence; that’s why, between us and the next street, our closest neighbours are the deer which wander through in herdlets of between two and four at a time.

“Yeah, yeah, Mum, that’s great. Now can we go back outside?”

"Any nudibranchs?" "Don't see any yet."

Well, hi, people.

This morning my e-mail program showed a “please moderate” comment for this blog — you know, the blog I thought I had deleted when I’d deleted my newer one, La Dulse Vita.

The “please moderate” message was spam; but when I went into my dashboard, I noticed “Where are you?” messages from several of you. Months after my last posting.

I’ve also had personal e-mails from two of you. Months after my last posting.

And, well, like… I miss you guys too, eh?

To answer your first concern, Life is good right now. There’s so much to tell you about my home life, and so much I would tell you about my work life if it wasn’t all confidential stuff.

One big problem on this end is that I’ve been so busy with unplugged activities, I’ve been checking my computer only about once a week. (Or for you techies, maybe “Windows Vista” says it all.)

So this morning, I dropped in to Laugh in the Sun and read Alyson Hill’s merry burblings all the way back to July! Her July 24th posting outlines a contest, which I’ve decided to adapt into a Welcome Back Giveaway — thanks for this post’s inspiration, Alyson!

Then I popped over to The Right Blue and there was a nudibranch. It’s pronounced “nudie brank”. If you’re unfamiliar with these gorgeous underwater creatures, you can go here for a summary of The Right Blue’s articles and photos of them.  I commented that a day without nudibranchs is like a day without sunshine — thanks for this post title’s inspiration, Bobbie!

Okay, now I must go play with the dogs, and locate and reinstall everyone’s names on my blogroll, and leave “I’m not dead after all” comments for my old pals on their blogs. But first, exclusive to the blogging community, here is…

THE GREAT CROCHET GIVEAWAY

If you are on my blogroll, please comment here before 2010, and I’ll send you a crocheted dishcloth before 2011! Up to three bloggers who aren’t already on my blogroll can enter the Giveaway as well. Once you’ve commented, we’ll get in touch by e-mail so I can have your address. Groovy? I’d love to hear from you.

Some photos by E.g.; all tampered with by Lavenderbay.

Hello, blogworld, Cuca here. Mother has asked me to show you around the living room. She has very specifically not asked the dogs. Note, if you will, the recycle-bin barricade.

First we have the armchair,warmed by a ten-dollar cushion and a five-dollar fleece throw, cozied up to the ABC* coffee table and the BRU** braided rug. Oversized books adorn the lower shelf, among them Netherlandish Painting, Canadian Art, and Australian Birds. On the table top you will see a Cardicorgi candleholder (a birthday gift to Turtle from the dog manufacturer Shelley) and…

… an Indonesian grass basket, costing two bags of kitty treats at Ten Thousand Villages, bought especially to hold beach stones. I just shake my head sometimes.

Another cushion and throw, a twizzly floor lamp, and just beyond that…

A mantelpiece. Spotted Sandpiper, fancy candle, artisanal clock, 1940s incense holder, more rocks (good grief!) and Athena will all have to await my guiding hand; it’s much more amusing to rearrange small items when dogs are sitting underneath them.

Beyond the mantelpiece we see the harp, tucked into the corner between the fireplace and the window. The two white planters expect to greet some sprouted pussywillow stems any day now. I wonder how tasty those will be?

Ah, the window. That reminds me: I’m getting bored. Here’s the NYBA*** rocking chair. Big deal. So if you’ll excuse me…

… the bear and I have a windowsill date with a gorgeous view. Ta-ta for now.

• *ABC: Already Been Chewed.
• **BRU: Baptized by Regurgitation and Urine.
• ***NYBA: Not Yet Been Altered.

In today’s post, we present the bathroom and the dining room.

From the bathroom doorway, you can see two sets of bifold doors. The first hides the washer and dryer; the second hides a huge closet. Note the shell pattern on the shower curtain.

This dragon hook was left behind by a previous tenant. Above it is a skylight.

The dining room and kitchen make an L. This is the view from the kitchen; the window is off to the left.

On the righthand wall, an old dresser gets a new life: glasses and cups are stored on the shelf, placemats and napkins and tablecloths and silverware in the drawers.

On the weekend, we found a willow someone had cut down, so we took a few sprigs home.

This building was built within five years after the Great Fire of 1877, so it has coal fireplaces, which are smaller than ones made for burning wood. Nevertheless, I thought our larger roasting pan was just the thing to decorate the spot. I appreciate beauty with a purpose.

Next: the living room (and maybe the foyer) .

Hey there, good blogbuddies!

It’s been a busy week. The outbound tenant at our new place didn’t move till the morning of the 1st. We moved in during the afternoon. By happenstance, the same moving company had been hired by both of us, so they were able to coordinate things. 

The other complication was with the property management workers, who had been denied access for an inspection and headstart at the cleaning, repainting, and floor polishing. They arrived at 08 30 on the 1st, and worked for two solid days to get the place ship-shape.

Luckily, all of our possessions fit into one room.

This is the view through the baker’s rack into the bedroom. The movers put everything into the painted-that-morning living room, and then when the bedroom was finished, we moved all the stuff into it so the living room floor could be polished. As you can see by the intarsia raccoon, I had already opened a box or two before piling the rest of the stuff in there . (There are several spikes permanently mortared into each brick wall.) Meanwhile,

Virginia scrubbed the stove and fridge, gathered the garbage, and washed and polished the floors (sorry about the photo, I’ve no idea why it turned itself sideways);

Les and Chris installed new kitchen flooring and countertop;

and Don painted the walls and hooked up the washer.

This team has been working together for years, get along wonderfully, and show pride in their work. I’ve separated tasks by name, but I think there was a good deal of overlap, each worker helping the others; plus I was trying to stay out of their way, and so my descriptions may well be inaccurate. I was quite content to sit in one room, opening a carton or dozing off over a to-do list, listening to the casual banter coming from the rest of the apartment, and humming along to the 70s hits issuing from the radio station on Don’s boombox. Those first two days of chaos were, in fact, quite a happy transition.

Still to come this week: various views of the completed areas, a look out the windows, and — special for Goodbear — a secret room.

Now to tackle the remaining mess, that of the computer/craft/spare bedroom. Eeek…

See you tomorrow!

Champlain points out the river.

S-A   I-N-T   J-O-H   N!

S-A   I-N-T   J-O-H   N!

S-s-s Saint John New BrunsWICK!!! Saint John New BrunsWICK!!!

S-A   I-N-T   J-O-H   N!

S-A   I-N-T   J-O-H   N!

[Need clarification? Watch the original here. ]

Okay, here’s the scoop. When the great French explorer, Samuel de Champlain, landed here on a sunny June day in 1604, he named the river that flowed into the Bay of Fundy la rivière Saint-Jean, because it happened to be the feast day of Saint John the Baptist.

Sometime later, the English settlers here had other names for their spots on either side of the river, but finally in 1786 they decided on the collective name of Saint John, using the name of the river to represent both settlements. Saint John became the first incorporated city in North America.

Life went on. Sometimes people spelled it “Saint John”, and at other times “St. John”. Of course, being named after as popular a guy as Jesus’ first cousin and the patron saint of France, the New Brunswick town competed with Saint John, Quebec and St. John’s, Newfoundland for distinctiveness. In the early twentieth century, a movement was afoot to change this city’s name back to Parrtown, the earlier moniker for the community on the east side of the river.

I don’t know about you, but personally, if I were a west-sider, my nose would be out of joint at such a thought.

Possibly the city council and the newspaper saw the situation in a similar light.

In March of 1925, the Telegraph-Journal suggested that the road to distinction lay in consistently spelling the city’s name without abbreviation: “Saint John”. The newspaper further announced that it would itself do so, effective immediately. A mere six weeks later, the city council made it official. The river might be the “St. John”, but the city’s name would always be spelled out fully.

So there ya go.

Full statue, with E.g. and Sonny Boy, in Queen Square.

I will, in parentheses, add that in local publications it is acceptable to write “SJ”. But no “St. John”, please.

And don’t worry; it took numerous corrections on the part of E.g. before I got this fact drilled into my own head. I may be Canadian, but I’m definitely “from away”.

Thanks are due to this page for the facts behind the spelling of Saint John.

All photos below were taken by E.g. and cropped by Turtle.

Two days ago, on March 29, it was actually raining in Saint John, but when we got here on the 20th it was still solidly, stolidly winter. While Fergus and Cai were light enough to run around on top of the snow in E.g.’s parents’ backyard, a human step would sink up to the knee. How to pick up after the pupsters, then? Alyson?

That’s right: snowshoes!

One small step on yuccakind…

Snowshoes are a First Nations invention. They were originally made of wood and rawhide. The ones here are aluminum and nylon, with canvascloth bindings. No specialized boots are necessary; just slip the toe of your regular ol’ winter boot into the canvas toehold and wrap the strap around your ankle, then slip the strap through the metal clip.

Getting a grip

Their large size distributes a person’s weight to prevent sinking into the snow. One needn’t be heavy to founder, by the way; one simply needs pointy legs. After the rain softened the snow the other day, Cuca the cat snuck outside, only to sink up to his shoulders in the backyard. Differing temperatures and successive thaws and refreezes make for many different textures of snow. On the day these photos were taken, there was a thin crust that upheld the dogs but wasn’t thick enough for me. Snowshoes work on crusty snow as well as they do in deep powder.

The webbing keeps snow from accumulating and weighing down the snowshoe. It also, I think, helps to prevent slipping backwards on slopes. I’m crouching in the second picture above only because the drift is so high; the shoes stayed steady.

Coureur de bois cancan

The third picture displays gratuitous lifting; E.g. wanted a show-off picture. It does demonstrate, however, that I could make my way through the underbrush fairly efficiently, if I needed to step over low tangles of bush and branch.

Le petit prince

As with cross-country skis, the heel is not fixed. You walk normally — you don’t even need poles! — and can crouch to capture those elusive canine poopies. Shh now. Ready, set…

All the better to wait on you, my dears.

Ta da!