Eeeeee-mail: A Hallowe’en Chiller

This is a true story [cue distant wolf howl]. This e-mail was sent on All Hallows Eve eve.

Subject line:

Quick question


Hi sweets,


Do you remember that celery-coloured coat you bought eight years ago?

The one that’s gotten a bit snug?

The one with the broken zipper?

The one you replaced with that beautiful happy aqua coat last year, that you now wear instead of the celery coat –

The one that you forgot to clean out last winter,

And left dog biscuits in one pocket,

So now it’s full of bugs?

That one?

Do you still want it?

4 Responses to Eeeeee-mail: A Hallowe’en Chiller

  1. That sounds like something I would find in the bottom of my wife’s closet. If I ever dared to venture there.

  2. lavenderbay says:

    Sometimes it’s better not to know, James. [A-ooo!]

  3. Gina says:

    Funny. That is a scary Halloween email. 🙂

  4. lavenderbay says:

    Even to me, Gina! Generally I’m pretty good around bugs, when I see them first. And if I accidentally ate one, well — who would ever know? But crawly pockets? Ooooh-h-h-h-h…

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